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10 things to remember
- Refrain from eating crackers with orange juice.
- If you are a guitar player, purchase a small 15 watt tube amp and use that, sans-effects, for every playing situation.
- If you have unwanted whiskers, use an electric razor to shave them off.
- If you ever decide to get a cat, get a Siberian.
- Never ingest an entire bottle of Asprin in a short duration of time. This may very well be the first thing I ever learned.
- Don’t be afraid of Muppets. No matter how scary they may seem, it’s highly unlikely that one will ever hunt you down and dismember you with a butcher knife.
- Look at the labels on the food you eat. Try to stay away from stuff that has ‘mono sodium glutemate’ (MSG) in it.
- Google everything.
- Never assume something is going to work unless it’s not all that important that it does work. If it is important, test it.
- Find a good Chinese takeout nearby and order from them on a regular basis. You should also give the delivery person a decent tip.
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#11. Never eat cookies on an empty stomache; you’ll just end up eating wwwaaayyy too many!!
Comment by Tanya — Monday October 23, 2006 @ 8:34 pm
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